Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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