- Anti Joke

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

A blind man walks into a library.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.