What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

OIO

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

911 jokes are just plane wrong

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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