Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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potatoes

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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hi joshua

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