Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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