What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Fart

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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