- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A van drives into a car.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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