- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

I like the color potato.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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