- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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