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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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