- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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