- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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