Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Get it? More.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Anti Joke

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