What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Life

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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