- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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