- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What is the name of the car? What

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

This is an anti-joke.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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