"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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