- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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