What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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robin, get in the car.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Netflix and chill

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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