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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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