- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

your face

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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