- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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