President Donald Trump

Hail Heetluh

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

women's rights

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

boobs!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

YOLO

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