- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary