- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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