- Anti Joke

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Santa isn't real

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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