- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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