What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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