Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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I shot a bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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So I was walking down the road today

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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hear hear

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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