- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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