- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Cows are land manatees.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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