- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I need to start studying.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

My peni s

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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