- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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