A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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I like the color potato.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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