A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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knock knock

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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