Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Amazing

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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