- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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