- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

SEX

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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