its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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