- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Cripples are lame.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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