- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

N-E Pats never cheated

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

i like men but im not gay

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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