why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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