- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

You wanna see something really scary?

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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