Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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