A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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