A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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2 black kids walk into school

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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