What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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