- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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