Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Massie is a fatass

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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