whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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